Princessblairdiary: My Mom's Birthday

Hey! I was asked by a friend to write a column-like article with a nice dose of sarcasm. So I tried to satisfy her needs with this one. Enjoy!

Again a beautiful summer day. I bet that while you're reading this you're all dying to get back in that garden of yours to get some tan. To make some milkshakes which will bring millions of boys in yo yard. (Not any problem ofcourse, but yeah, you know. Just make sure they don't make out in your brand new jacuzzi.) Or just to check out your new grown berries, which will rot anyway 'cause you're too busy slapping them boys out of your fucking backyard.

Well, folks, all of those supercalifragilistic things everyone of you does on a sunny day like this: not for me. I prefer lying in bed all day, watching 'Awkward' with a huge pot of Hagen Dasz ice cream. 'Cause that's what girls do in their period. Joking. They settle in a hut and don't come out for the rest of the week. Now bring me some yoghurt.

JK! While you girls are getting laid in the back of your car after the movies, I'm studying for my medicine school exam. StuDYING, they call it. Well, I FREAKING LIKE IT. Wanna go on a date? ;);) Na-ah.

In between all these complicated sciences I fortunately found the time to celebrate my Mom's Birthday. Cause yeah, Moms also have birthdays. And this, bitches, is what I wore. Hope you like it. In fact, I don't care if you like it. I like it.

Bisousss Biatch!

Muah

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